1 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:48,190 Well, you know, Carrie, I can't be divulging secrets like that. 2 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:49,550 It's the people. 3 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:51,830 What? The people. 4 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:55,590 That's the secret, right? The people who make the food with their love and care. 5 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:56,890 The hardworking Americans. 6 00:00:58,090 --> 00:00:59,790 Yeah, the people. 7 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:40,020 Sweetmeats. 8 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,260 Give yourself a meal if you can't be. 9 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:49,260 Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or a late night treat. Come on down to Sweetmeats. 10 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,080 Sweetmeats. Sweetmeats. 11 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,400 What a treat. 12 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,780 Come on down to one of our three new locations. 13 00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:16,970 This is all I want to do. 14 00:02:17,490 --> 00:02:18,490 Catching you. 15 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:22,990 A woman most exciting and new. Catching you. 16 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:27,590 When I first saw you in front of me. Catching you. 17 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,190 Gonna catch me in love, that's true. 18 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:38,530 I don't find a sweat in the bed. That's what you do. I got feelings on my 19 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:41,170 desperation. You're sure you won't cry tonight. 20 00:02:50,739 --> 00:02:56,240 Honey, sorry, I know you're working, but there is a special little someone who 21 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,320 wants to see you and cannot stop asking for you. 22 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,720 I'm sorry to pull you away. 23 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,900 She just won't listen to me. 24 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,720 You're the boss now. 25 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,100 Hey there. 26 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,320 Daddy! 27 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,060 Your mommy tells me that you... 28 00:04:15,390 --> 00:04:16,390 Won't go to bed. 29 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:21,170 Even after a late night snack? 30 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:23,310 Hmm. 31 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,430 Well, then what is it going to take to get you to go to bed? 32 00:04:27,910 --> 00:04:30,290 This? You want to read this again? 33 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:33,550 Yeah. The story about your great -grandpappy? Yeah. 34 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:34,870 All right. 35 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,870 But you promise to go to bed after? Yeah. 36 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:43,770 Sweet Meets The Legend of Bob Sweet. 37 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:54,260 The legend of Bob Sweet begins in a small town restaurant. 38 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:58,660 And like all small towns, there were small -minded people. 39 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:04,640 Bobby Sweet, you got the sweetest meat. 40 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:12,180 Bobby Sweet, with a song in your heart and a meat. 41 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,800 That's so sweet, they call him Bobby Sweet. 42 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,840 But this small town had one very big dreamer. 43 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:25,150 with Big Ideas, who is destined for big, big things. 44 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:27,910 Bobby, you 45 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:43,130 plunge 46 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:44,350 that giant dump out yet? 47 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,700 I told you before, Bobby. 48 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,120 You don't have to call me Mr. Grook. 49 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,760 We're practically family. 50 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,020 Call me Nick. 51 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:00,180 Just don't call me late for dinner. 52 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,300 Yeah, sorry about that, Mr. 53 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,000 Nick. Mr. 54 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:06,260 Nick! 55 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,540 Give me the masher. 56 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:20,760 If this doesn't work... 57 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,360 I don't know what will. 58 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,960 Like a Satanist. 59 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,800 Not in my town. 60 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:11,640 Not in my restaurant. 61 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Bobby, come here. 62 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:20,040 You do real good work around here. 63 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,420 Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Groot. You had the toilet, and that was nothing. 64 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:27,080 Not just that. I mean everything. Everything you do around here. 65 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:29,840 I have an eye for managerial talent. 66 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,360 A manager? 67 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:32,940 You think? 68 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:34,710 I know. 69 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:39,010 Wow. I mean, thank you, Mr. Groop. That means a lot. 70 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,770 Nick. Call me Nick. 71 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,290 All right. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. 72 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:46,610 You know, I think of you as a son I never had. 73 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,570 But you have a son, sir. 74 00:07:51,490 --> 00:07:52,490 Jerry? 75 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,410 Yeah. 76 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,350 Like I said. 77 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:04,760 The son I never had. 78 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,980 Let's talk real for a minute, am I? 79 00:08:37,909 --> 00:08:39,710 Welcome to Nick. What do you want? 80 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:41,850 Oh, what do I want? 81 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:43,830 I don't know. 82 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,150 Hmm. 83 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:46,550 What's your name? 84 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:49,910 Lady. Lady, I think I'm going to have one. 85 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,050 What? My name? 86 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,330 It's Laddie, not Lady. 87 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,430 But Laddie is Scottish for boy. 88 00:08:58,110 --> 00:09:00,170 Why would your parents name you Laddie? 89 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:03,970 Here's the story. 90 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:15,890 My dad is Nick, of Nick's Restaurant, the fine eating establishment you're in, 91 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:20,990 where we have way too many things on the menu and don't do any of them that 92 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:21,990 well. 93 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,130 My dad's not good at choosing things. 94 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:26,570 Like names, for instance. 95 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:33,110 He wanted a boy, so before I was born, he picked out the name Laddie. 96 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:39,350 But you're a girl. 97 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:43,150 Have been my whole life. 98 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,770 With a boy's name. 99 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,070 Yep. 100 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:55,910 So, when you were born, and then he realized you were a girl, 101 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,910 why didn't he change your name? 102 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:02,750 Because my dad wanted a boy. 103 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:13,640 The name Laddie serves as a constant reminder to both my dad and to me that I 104 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,440 will never be what he truly wanted. 105 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,160 See that dipshit over there? 106 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,760 That's his other child, Jerry. 107 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,160 My younger, very low -level IQ'd brother. 108 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,900 Finally, a boy. 109 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:33,040 But he's a fucking moron. So disappointment's all around for the 110 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,040 household. 111 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,930 I'll just take a soda to go. 112 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:16,070 bunch for coming to Nick's I hope you enjoy the soda 113 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:28,070 Bobby 114 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:32,970 what I'm telling you is one day this this could all be yours 115 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:39,270 well I'm a platter service 116 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:44,180 Wouldn't you want to keep the restaurant and the family and maybe give it to 117 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,180 someone like Jerry? 118 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:54,900 Bobby, we both know Jerry's a good boy, but he's two ham sandwiches shy of a 119 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,820 picnic, if you catch my drift. 120 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:03,060 Well, maybe you could give it to Laddie. I mean, she's pretty, she's smart, 121 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:07,180 business savvy, a bit intense and kind of rude. 122 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:12,130 Angry a lot of the times, and kind of all around terrifying to be near. 123 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:13,790 A woman running a restaurant. 124 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,870 Oh, Bobby, you are a funny guy. 125 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:18,710 No, no, no. 126 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,130 You're my man. 127 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:22,170 I already got the papers drawn up. 128 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:24,730 Look here. 129 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,730 Just needs your signature. 130 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:28,350 I already signed mine. 131 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,550 It's good to go, boy. 132 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:31,870 So am I. 133 00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:36,630 Who knows? Soon, I'll be heading down to Florida. 134 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,610 Got my backpack and everything. 135 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:41,950 Who knows? 136 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,630 Maybe one day I just won't show up to work. 137 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:51,310 I'll be sitting in the Florida sun, tanning my nuts off until there's red as 138 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,310 Christmas tree ornaments. 139 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,230 Well, 140 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,190 I appreciate the offer. 141 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:04,570 As you know, I would like to become a country music star. 142 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:12,480 Bobby. You're almost 40 fucking years old. Ain't no one your age becoming a 143 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:17,560 star. Best bet you have is becoming king shit of Turd Mountain. These parts, 144 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:20,660 this small town, taking over this restaurant here. 145 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,260 I hate to be the one to burst your bubble boy and bust your balls, but it's 146 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:28,460 truth. You can take that to the bank. 147 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:36,560 You already tried that, son. No matter how good you are in your home, in your 148 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,790 bedroom. when you're playing with yourself, you got the stage bright. 149 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:45,870 All right, all right. One more time for Ronnie Shondell and the Shondells, 150 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,050 everybody. That was a great one. Good picking, boys. 151 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,130 Now let's bring up to the stage your next performer. 152 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:55,650 Boobie Sweats, everybody. 153 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,210 One more time for Boobie. Give it up for him now. 154 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,070 Make a lot of noise for Boobie. 155 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,350 It's Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bobbie Sweet. 156 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:30,500 Hey, boobie, boobie, boobah, boobie sweats, play me a song, boobie. 157 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:49,850 Okay, that's all right. Hey, you can take care of yourself. We'll be getting 158 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:53,390 better, and we'll just go on to the next. Yeah, tell about that, y 'all. 159 00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,210 Remember what my offer is. 160 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:08,530 Hi, Papa. 161 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,030 Hey, Jer. 162 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:19,620 Bobby, I ain't lying when I say, like, your music is the best music I ever 163 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,620 heard. 164 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,660 It's true. It's, like, so good. 165 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,740 It's so good. 166 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,100 Man, don't let anybody tell you different. 167 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,700 You can do whatever you want her to do. 168 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,800 And you can take that to the bank. 169 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,460 I don't want to go to no dang bank! 170 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,040 Hold there. I'm just saying I like your music. 171 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,260 You don't have to go, like, you don't have to go to the bank. 172 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:53,040 Just saying, like, if I had to rank your music and put your song up next to, you 173 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,400 know, that jingle, that vacuum, that vacuum jingle. 174 00:15:55,620 --> 00:16:01,640 Yeah. Yeah. We get our, we. We might. Yeah, we might suck, but we suck real 175 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:07,180 good. Come on down to Duckwoods. Duckwoods Department down on Main 176 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,920 Yeah, I know that. Jerry, don't put your arm there. That's how you cut it last 177 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,920 week. That's right. 178 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,440 Yeah, it's like, we suck real good. 179 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,479 That slogan? 180 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,480 Yeah. 181 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,260 I love that song. 182 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,900 And your song, too. 183 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:28,680 You want to rank them? You got that song, and then you got all your songs 184 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,680 it. 185 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,160 Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. 186 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,920 You're welcome. 187 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,560 You're welcome. 188 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,560 You can do whatever you want to do, okay? Don't let anybody stop you from 189 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,560 your dreams. 190 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,900 Okay. You and me are different. 191 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:46,820 What do you mean? 192 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,340 I mean, it's like what my daddy's always saying. 193 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,760 Pretty much every day. 194 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,400 What he's always telling me every day. 195 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,500 Like, okay, every morning, he'll pull me out of bed and be like, Jerry, you got 196 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500 limited capabilities. 197 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,980 Jerry. I mean, that's fine. I do. 198 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,460 Yeah, I'm good with that. 199 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:09,720 I know I only got limited capabilities. I only do so much. 200 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,730 It takes the pressure off, so it's kind of nice. 201 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:15,270 But you, you're different. 202 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:20,010 Because you've got talent. You've got this star power and stuff. 203 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:24,849 I don't know what it is. 204 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:30,010 Whenever I'm just playing with myself or I'm playing with you, everything's 205 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:33,530 great. Yeah, I love playing with each other. Yeah, I mean, it's good. 206 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,520 Or it's like, it's okay. 207 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,140 I'll break it down a little bit. No, don't put yourself down. I mean, you're 208 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,140 best when you're playing with yourself. 209 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:43,020 Well, I mean, it's good to play with someone else every now and then. I know, 210 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,180 know. I love it. But, of course, you're the one that's better at it than me. I 211 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,560 mean, look, you've got a firm hand on what you're doing. 212 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:49,780 I know. 213 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,220 But it's limited. 214 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,300 It's only when I go out and I try to perform in front of people, like at the 215 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:59,640 Darkness Lounge. I can't get two words out. 216 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:04,570 without stuttering and just getting the flop sweats and I turn into the boobie 217 00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:05,570 sweats. 218 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,630 It's not funny. 219 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,210 Sorry. 220 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:14,850 You know, everyone's always telling me that I should be giving up my foolish 221 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:17,010 dream of becoming a country music star. 222 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,790 Maybe they're right. Maybe I should listen. 223 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,070 What? 224 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,070 No. Do you not just listen to me right now? 225 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:28,290 You're different than me. You gotta... 226 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,240 Do you think if someone told Charles Manson, hey man, don't you go be putting 227 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,240 bunch of hippies together? 228 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:39,360 A bunch of bloodthirsty orgies having little stinky hippies? Just run around 229 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,640 doing hippie stuff and orgies and stinking? 230 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,640 He would have listened to them? No. 231 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,240 That is not a good comparison. 232 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,880 Do you think if someone told Lee Harvey Oswald, hey man, don't you go try to... 233 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,140 He'd try to kill the president. Yeah. Don't you go try to kill the president. 234 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,279 He killed him. 235 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,080 He just didn't try. He did it. Yeah, but he didn't listen. 236 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,800 You think you're going to be like, oh, no, I'm not going to try to do that? 237 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,260 Nope. 238 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:21,080 Do you think if someone told Hitler, hey, man, you can't go invade Poland. 239 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,060 He would have been all like. 240 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,460 what you got to do. 241 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,360 And you know what? 242 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,520 I'm going to be by your side. 243 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,880 I got your back. 244 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,700 Bobby, what's better? 245 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,020 Getting your back or being by your side? 246 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:54,080 I genuinely think probably either one is just as good as the other. 247 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,840 All right then. 248 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,860 I got your back and your side. Both sides. 249 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,880 Yeah. Your front even if you want. 250 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:02,610 I'm going to jump on top of you. 251 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:04,930 Whatever it is, wherever you are, I'll be. 252 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,850 Old Jerry will be right there. 253 00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:08,570 Right there. 254 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:10,350 Thanks, Jerry. Yeah, you're welcome. 255 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,510 Hey. 256 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:18,050 You can go all back and do that thing and do whatever. 257 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,609 No one's looking. 258 00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:20,610 They're all gone. 259 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:24,230 Oh, you mean that thing back by the dumpster? Yeah, right there by the 260 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,930 Yeah, I think I know you two. 261 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,310 Really? Yeah. 262 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,710 I would love it. Let's go. 263 00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,260 Yeah. Been a while. 264 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:39,340 I don't call my mama to talk on the phone. 265 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,440 I don't call my lady when I am alone. 266 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:47,740 I don't call my daddy when times are getting tough. 267 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,840 I don't call it quits when I've had enough. 268 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:56,280 I call you compadre until the bitter end. 269 00:20:56,540 --> 00:21:00,260 You're more like a brother, but I call you friend. 270 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:11,720 Call me crazy and I'll call you chump. But I'll drink the whiskey while you 271 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,900 drink the rum. 272 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,980 There's nothing more truer than amigos pact. 273 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,200 You'll stand by my side while I'll have your back. 274 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:28,280 I'll call you my buddy. No need to pretend you're more like a brother. But 275 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,520 I'll call you free. 276 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,040 Until the bitter end. 277 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,580 Until the bitter end. 278 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,880 Until it will be better. 279 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,660 When it ends. 280 00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:03,420 Oh, Jerry! 281 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,060 Good job. 282 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,620 Magic fingers. 283 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,759 You're a wizard. 284 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,560 Magic fingers, huh? I'm just touching it. 285 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:18,080 That's good. That's real talent. You got there. You're tickling them out. Yeah. 286 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,060 That's the only thing I'm thinking about. 287 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,040 The only thing that's crazy to me is that we're like best friends. 288 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,520 Best friends till the end. Till the bitter end. Till the bitter end. 289 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,720 Do we get high now? Yeah. 290 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:15,960 First, before we open for the morning, we need to keep pushing the meatloaf. 291 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:22,740 It will be celebrating a birthday after today, and it was not that good to begin 292 00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:25,400 with. It won't be any better with an added week. 293 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:33,620 Secondly, Jerry, you've got to stop feeding the homeless behind the 294 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,360 If you keep feeding them... 295 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,660 They'll keep coming back and hanging around. 296 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,600 Do you understand? 297 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,060 Yeah. Yeah. 298 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:49,680 They say, the homeless that is, that we need more seasoning. 299 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:55,100 They told me to tell the chef that the food has been lacking 300 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,860 flavor. 301 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,660 What should I tell him? 302 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,020 May I speak? 303 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,120 Sure. I believe in women's lib. As long as they ain't getting any women's lip. 304 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,480 Great. 305 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,100 We shouldn't be focusing on a thousand different menu items. 306 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,380 We should make the menu smaller and make that really good. 307 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,860 You don't have to raise your hand, Jerry. 308 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,500 If we made the menu smaller, wouldn't that be harder to read? 309 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:44,660 Think about it. 310 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,040 We got a lot of older clientele. 311 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,440 With bigger print, maybe it'd be a smarter idea. 312 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,000 Or like a big one. 313 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,120 Why are you this way? 314 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,100 What do you suggest, laddie? 315 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,220 Burgers and fries! 316 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:02,900 Burgers and fries! 317 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,660 Burgers and fries! God dang it, laddie! Yeah! 318 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200 Yeah! 319 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,960 Anyone can go anywhere for a burger and fries. 320 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,020 When you come here, you want to taste Nick. 321 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,260 Oh. 322 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,040 What's that? 323 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,340 Nick in your mouth. 324 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,960 That's what makes us special. 325 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:24,900 That's what makes us different. 326 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,320 That's what makes us dead and have no customers. 327 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:30,640 Huh? What'd you say? Huh? I couldn't hear you. 328 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:35,480 I don't want to ever hear anything about this burger business anymore. You hear 329 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,480 that? 330 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,860 Sip a scalding hot coffee and burp my mouth. 331 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:49,720 You know what they say? 332 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:53,520 When the coffee hits my stomach, I gotta shit. 333 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,020 You finish the morning meeting, Bobby. 334 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,480 I'll be in my number two office. 335 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:06,120 Oh, one more thing. If anyone sees who's been putting up these satanic, un 336 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,670 -American, blood -sucking devil music posters, You have my permission to kill 337 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:11,670 them. 338 00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:20,630 All right, well, you guys heard your dad. 339 00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:23,830 Don't let your meat loaf. 340 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:29,110 Well, I guess that was it. End of the meeting. 341 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:34,870 Oh, question. 342 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:36,710 Can I, do you want me to get the masher? 343 00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:42,570 Good pep talk, Bobby. That was really good. 344 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,670 You're the best. 345 00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:51,630 What? 346 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,910 What do you want? 347 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:15,670 What? 348 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:23,890 Oh, I was doing inventory, and I was looking to 349 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:28,750 see if we got these, and yeah, we got these. These are the things we got, so I 350 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:31,350 can mark that down as a thing we have. 351 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:35,070 I like burgers and fries. 352 00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:41,310 Burgers and fries in my mouth. 353 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,250 To eat. 354 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,790 Burgers and fries and mouth eating. 355 00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:51,270 Your mouth eats food? 356 00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:53,550 Yeah. 357 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:06,530 No shit. If you like what I'm saying, maybe chime in with some support in the 358 00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:11,070 moment instead of dimwittedly stuttering about mouth eating minutes later. 359 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,440 Show up for me in the moment. Got it? 360 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,380 Yes, ma 'am. 361 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,760 Yes, I got it. 362 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:20,400 I will show up. 363 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,720 I will show up. 364 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,300 I'll be there. 365 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:06,230 I want pizza. 366 00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:12,070 You know that feeling when you want pizza and you just want to eat bad, you 367 00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:13,070 know? 368 00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:17,790 Yeah? Like, ooh, I shouldn't, but I'm going to. 369 00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:19,590 I'm going to right now. 370 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:27,250 Like, ooh, it shouldn't go in my mouth, but I want it, and I need 371 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,250 it. 372 00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:32,730 It's like, ooh, I want a little small bite. Not the whole thing. 373 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:35,150 Just a little nibby nib, you know? 374 00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:42,010 Like, oh, I know I'm being bad, but it 375 00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:44,330 tastes so good. 376 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:48,270 Like, oh, it's delicious. 377 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:55,570 But, you know, I know I can't have it. I know I want it, but it's there. It's 378 00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:57,970 there for me, for the taking, you know? Okay. 379 00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:59,250 Oh, cool. 380 00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:02,730 Shirley, Shirley. 381 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,820 planning. You take care of it. 382 00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:08,940 Well, she specifically asked for you. 383 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,220 Sorry. 384 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Shirley. 385 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,420 How can I help you today? 386 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,280 I didn't like it. 387 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,820 I understand. 388 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:34,390 I never do. 389 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:39,170 Then why do you come and eat here every Tuesday, Shirley? 390 00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:42,670 Because I can walk here. 391 00:30:44,350 --> 00:30:46,130 But you don't like the food. 392 00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:48,110 Never. 393 00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:49,610 Never do. 394 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:51,530 That's why I want my money back. 395 00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:55,270 But you ate it. 396 00:30:57,490 --> 00:31:00,350 I had to make sure I really didn't like it. 397 00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:02,550 You ate. 398 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:04,150 All of it. 399 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:07,770 That's how I know. I didn't like it. 400 00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:11,890 Hi. 401 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:15,150 I'll go get your meal. You do that. 402 00:31:22,170 --> 00:31:28,710 Mmm. Like, should I have an extra piece? Like, how bad is 403 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:29,810 too bad? 404 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:50,210 What is all of this? 405 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,450 Extra pepperoni? 406 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,590 Extra sausage? 407 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:59,670 Will it all fit into my tiny little man mouth? 408 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:10,280 What if it just drips down my chin, huh? And I just can't seem to get it all 409 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,720 inside my belly, huh? 410 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:18,880 I don't want to make a mess, you know? I don't want to be a messy boy, you know? 411 00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:26,640 Well, that sure took long enough. 412 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,100 20 cents. 413 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,280 Forty cents. 414 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,040 Two pennies. 415 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:41,300 One dollar. 416 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,280 Two dollars. 417 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:46,020 Three dollars. It's all there, Shirley. 418 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,240 I counted. 419 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,580 Three dollars. 420 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,100 Now I've lost count. 421 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,800 Twenty cents. 422 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,000 Forty cents. 423 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,380 Five cents. 424 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,920 I got you all meatloaf today. 425 00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:09,320 Should have a little bit more flavor than spaghetti meatballs yesterday, 426 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320 I'm so sorry about. 427 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:26,000 It's very bland. 428 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:27,740 Needs more hot sauce. 429 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,460 Should I get some friends over and we can just get pizza for everybody? 430 00:33:33,370 --> 00:33:35,710 Like, how bad can we get? 431 00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:41,470 Like, should I have some accomplices for this crime I'm about to commit? 432 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:45,990 This crime of food passion? 433 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:54,150 Right. I guess what I'm saying is, I'm going to be bad. 434 00:33:55,010 --> 00:33:58,250 I'm going to be really, really bad. 435 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:01,090 I'm going to have a large... 436 00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:03,070 Double cheese pizza. 437 00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:10,570 With all the meats. And when I say all the meats, I mean it. 438 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:17,050 We do not have pizza here. I'm sorry, come again? 439 00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:19,929 We don't serve pizza here. 440 00:34:21,030 --> 00:34:23,050 Oh, I've ordered pizza here. 441 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:26,350 I'm sorry, I don't believe you have, sir. 442 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:30,330 Are you telling me I'm wrong? No, no, no. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm 443 00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,690 saying maybe you are mistaken. 444 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:38,070 Yes, no. I have definitely ordered pizza here before. 445 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:39,409 Okay. 446 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,750 Yes. Well, I do not have any pizza to give you. 447 00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,650 Listen, everybody loves pizza. 448 00:34:45,449 --> 00:34:49,610 Everybody loves it. Are you saying you don't? Yeah, I like pizza. Great, then I 449 00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:51,250 will have that. Please and thank you. 450 00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:55,210 I don't have any pizza to give you. 451 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:58,160 We are not a pizza plate. Then what are you? 452 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,480 We're Nick's restaurant. 453 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,880 Somebody get me a manager. 454 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,660 Okay, I'll be right back. 455 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,180 I hear you have pizza now. 456 00:35:57,190 --> 00:36:03,930 and you'll be on your way to living your dreams as a country music 457 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:04,930 superstar. 458 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:08,950 It is that simple. 459 00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:15,510 Time to shit or get off the pot, metaphorically. 460 00:36:16,990 --> 00:36:22,150 Unless you are literally reading this how to write country music booklet. 461 00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:52,470 I've got dreams. 462 00:36:54,570 --> 00:37:00,890 And dreams of seeing my name in life. And I've got schemes. 463 00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:07,290 But schemes are running away tonight. 464 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:14,050 But I don't know if I've got 465 00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:18,470 what it takes to take flight. 466 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,160 I've got dreams. 467 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,500 I've got dreams. 468 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:45,000 I've got fleas. 469 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:51,140 Fleas all over and taking their bites. 470 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:52,680 Help me. 471 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:59,870 Please give me a better life 472 00:37:59,870 --> 00:38:06,670 if it don't get much better than this. 473 00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:10,890 I'll curl up and die. 474 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,910 I got, please. 475 00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:35,310 I got E .D. 476 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,930 Yeah, it's Bobby. 477 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:44,950 Bobby? 478 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,530 Yeah, I'll be there. 479 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:06,930 He's awfully heavy. 480 00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:08,330 What's in it? 481 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:11,510 What I got in here is going to save this dump. Get it to the basement. 482 00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:08,790 Songs or something, right? 483 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:10,310 Yeah. 484 00:40:10,690 --> 00:40:12,230 I want to write and perform. 485 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:13,870 Double thread. 486 00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:14,910 Country music. 487 00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:16,490 I got plans, too. 488 00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:20,970 Mine are to turn this restaurant into a cash cow. Take that to the bank. 489 00:40:24,050 --> 00:40:28,950 I never thought of it before, but this basement, this would be a great spot to 490 00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:31,970 practice in or even do some shows. 491 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:36,250 Yeah, minus the smell of rotted food. 492 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:37,940 Help me open this. 493 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,640 I've been taking money from the register and putting it aside for this. 494 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,220 This right here. 495 00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:48,380 And here it finally is. 496 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,580 You've been stealing from the restaurant? 497 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,620 Taken. 498 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,960 It's my family's restaurant, so it's not stealing. It's more like borrowing. And 499 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:03,820 once you see what I have inside, don't worry. We'll be swimming in money. 500 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:21,680 what is it can't you tell this is an industrial meat 501 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:28,340 grinder for grinding meat yeah 502 00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:35,160 meat grinder duh it minces it so well it makes meat 503 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,680 tender and tastes better you can buy cheap ass meat at a hell of a cost 504 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,220 grind it through this baby make a delicious burger 505 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,740 and sell it dirt cheap and still turn a big -ass profit. 506 00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:57,900 Shit! You can drop a whole ass cow in this sucker! 507 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:34,670 We should put these ponchos on. 508 00:42:36,350 --> 00:42:41,250 I have no idea what this thing is capable of or what the blowback is going 509 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:42,250 like. 510 00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:48,450 It's an organ grinder. 511 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,330 An organ grinder that grinds organs. 512 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:09,670 Oh, this doesn't seem like something that your dad was going to be too keen 513 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:12,470 about. Do you think he's going to be mad? 514 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,090 Mad? 515 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:15,290 Who's mad? 516 00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:18,850 I'm mad. I'm mad that my good ideas keep getting shot down. 517 00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:22,710 I thought you said you agreed with me, Bobby. 518 00:43:23,110 --> 00:43:25,410 I thought you said this was a good idea. 519 00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:30,030 You said that burgers and fries are what we should be selling. Do you remember 520 00:43:30,030 --> 00:43:31,030 that? 521 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still think it's a good idea. It's just... 522 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:42,440 Look at it. 523 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:46,160 It's beautiful. 524 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,040 What's going on? 525 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,620 It's me, Mr. Rick. 526 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,620 Bobby? Yeah, it's me, Bobby Sweet. 527 00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:02,730 What in God's name are you doing here so late? In the basement? 528 00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:04,910 Who's that with you? 529 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,710 You got a girl down here? 530 00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:10,090 Daddy. 531 00:44:12,370 --> 00:44:13,370 Laddie. 532 00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:16,330 I am taking no for an answer anymore. 533 00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,390 I've been making moves of my own. 534 00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:19,590 What do you mean? 535 00:44:20,170 --> 00:44:21,270 What's that over there? 536 00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:24,410 This here is the future. 537 00:44:25,370 --> 00:44:28,510 No, I have told you. And I've told you, old man. 538 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,960 You're going to run your own restaurant right out of business if we don't start 539 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,820 shaking things up. Listen, girly. No way, no way. How about we just hold on 540 00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:37,538 a minute? 541 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:40,500 I'm done playing third fiddle. I deserve to be heard. 542 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,980 That's right, you're done. 543 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,240 You're fired. You hear that? 544 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:45,620 Mr. Crook. 545 00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:47,700 Fired? I quit. 546 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,240 No, no, no, no. We're not going to say anything that we would later regret, 547 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,460 okay? Quit? 548 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,300 Fine. Leave. 549 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,060 I wish she was never here. 550 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,600 We are going to take a couple of steps back. 551 00:45:38,830 --> 00:45:40,670 I told you it was a hell of a grinder. 552 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:56,250 You've heard of Ground Check? 553 00:45:58,390 --> 00:45:59,390 Here's Ground Nick. 554 00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:33,950 We should call the cops and call an ambulance. 555 00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:36,590 An ambulance? 556 00:46:37,310 --> 00:46:39,830 What is an ambulance going to do to help him? 557 00:46:43,290 --> 00:46:43,970 It 558 00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:50,950 was an 559 00:46:50,950 --> 00:46:51,950 accident. 560 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:53,790 It was nobody's fault. 561 00:46:54,710 --> 00:46:56,310 It wasn't your fault. 562 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,920 You just happened to be the one who pushed him into the meat grinder. 563 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,140 Accidentally. 564 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,480 It was an accident. 565 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:10,980 Of course it was. 566 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,060 And if we call the cops, that's what I'll tell them. 567 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:22,600 Officer, Bobby got between me and my dad when we were having a little family 568 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,960 spat, a little argument. 569 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,240 Well, next thing you know... 570 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:33,680 Bobby pushes my dad and he falls backwards into the giant, man -sized 571 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,680 grinder. 572 00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:36,460 Happens every day. 573 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:42,180 We could do that. 574 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,240 We could call the cops. 575 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,960 Or... Or... We 576 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:55,500 could say that my dad went to Florida. 577 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:59,070 Retired. Like he's been telling everyone. 578 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,070 And left the restaurant to you. 579 00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:06,730 As a wedding present. 580 00:48:08,630 --> 00:48:09,630 Wedding present? 581 00:48:10,970 --> 00:48:15,450 All he ever wanted was to make sure that his little girl was taken care of. 582 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:22,650 You sign that? 583 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,350 And the restaurant is ours. 584 00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:35,710 Ours. 585 00:48:36,110 --> 00:48:42,130 Daddy always wanted you to have it. And now that he's gone, oh, retired, 586 00:48:42,470 --> 00:48:46,590 you get the restaurant and me. 587 00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:48,450 Win -win. 588 00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:06,350 I don't know nothing about running no restaurants. 589 00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:12,050 All I want to do is, I want to write and perform. 590 00:49:13,170 --> 00:49:15,450 I got the music in me. 591 00:49:15,850 --> 00:49:16,850 I know plenty. 592 00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:20,030 I can run this place better than it's been run before. 593 00:49:21,130 --> 00:49:24,430 You can be the face of the business. 594 00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:27,990 And write music in the basement. 595 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:31,330 Whenever you're ready to leave the basement. 596 00:49:32,490 --> 00:49:36,210 Off to fame and fortune, performing to sold -out crowds. 597 00:49:37,050 --> 00:49:38,050 You're free to go. 598 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:42,530 How does that sound? 599 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:47,270 Good. 600 00:49:48,770 --> 00:49:49,770 Great. 601 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:19,240 Now, if you're going to be the face of the restaurant, we're going to have to 602 00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:26,060 actually do something with your face and whole... What's wrong 603 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:27,060 with my face? 604 00:50:27,860 --> 00:50:31,480 You look like a fucking POW who just escaped from Vietnam. 605 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,920 You have grandpa face. 606 00:50:37,450 --> 00:50:40,030 I bet we could save 20 years off. 607 00:50:41,970 --> 00:50:42,970 Literally. 608 00:51:26,490 --> 00:51:29,290 Ooh. Ooh. 609 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:02,780 Yeah! 610 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,680 They tell their lies! 611 00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:06,680 They don't survive! 612 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,080 They tell their li - 613 00:52:35,310 --> 00:52:36,310 your thin and ass hair. 614 00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:43,850 I like my hair. But if you wear this all the time, it'll fill out your costume. 615 00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:46,850 Ooh, perms are in now. 616 00:53:17,170 --> 00:53:20,570 You're... You're... Why, yes, I am. 617 00:53:21,810 --> 00:53:23,430 Ponce de la Surge. 618 00:53:23,850 --> 00:53:24,850 Huh. 619 00:53:31,890 --> 00:53:38,070 I'm an idiot. Yeah? The Newtown Gazette food critic, Ponce de la Surge, just 620 00:53:38,070 --> 00:53:41,610 walked into our restaurant and wants to try our specialty burger. 621 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000 for a review of the restaurant. 622 00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:30,590 Oh, my, my, my. 623 00:55:34,410 --> 00:55:38,650 You will read my review in the paper tomorrow. 624 00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:40,470 Good day. 625 00:55:41,010 --> 00:55:42,810 I got the newspaper knucklehead. 626 00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:45,910 Okay. 627 00:55:47,490 --> 00:55:52,430 While the decor lacks a certain panache, skip, blah, blah, blah, blah, here we 628 00:55:52,430 --> 00:55:56,880 go. It's kind of a sweet flavor, something this reviewer's lips have had 629 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,100 bestowed upon them before. 630 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,940 But, in layman's terms, and in all caps, I loved it! 631 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:08,640 Everyone should walk, nay, I say run, to get a burger and try this exquisitely 632 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,640 sweet meat! 633 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,760 I know what I'm gonna do. 634 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:15,380 I've done this. 635 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,080 I've done this. 636 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:31,700 I'll go get another paper. 637 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:35,100 Too much excitement for you, I guess. 638 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:36,460 This is great. 639 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:42,360 You cooked that burger, I think. 640 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,800 I'll get a mop. 641 00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,580 We're gonna be famous. 642 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:07,720 what we served that food critic was human we served 643 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:14,480 him man meat exactly so what you're saying is 644 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,200 we need to find more people to grind up 645 00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:45,780 You been hearing that? 646 00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:47,180 Mm -hmm. 647 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,160 I think you're ready for the next step. 648 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,360 Audience. 649 00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:57,920 You need an audience. 650 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,480 Think about it. 651 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:05,560 You could be the face and the voice of the restaurant. 652 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,120 Bobby Sweet. 653 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,640 cartoon shit. Hand me the pig. 654 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:33,760 And you can play in the basement 655 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,780 and I can bring you an audience. 656 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,180 Win -win. 657 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:39,560 You can record records. 658 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,540 Sell them right here in the restaurant. 659 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,160 Write a jingle. Become famous. 660 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,600 Colonel Sanders, meet Kenny Rogers. 661 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:53,160 Ronald McDonald, meet Michael McDonald. 662 00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:56,868 The king. 663 00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:57,870 Meat. 664 00:58:58,990 --> 00:59:02,190 The Burger King. 665 00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:07,470 You can have it your way. 666 00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:11,650 That could be you. 667 00:59:17,590 --> 00:59:20,430 It's two birds with one stone. 668 00:59:21,950 --> 00:59:24,510 I'll bring the audience down to you in the basement. 669 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:28,400 And then we can use some of them for the meat. 670 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:36,720 What are people going to say when those from town go missing? 671 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:43,840 Well, first, I'll start with the counties. You know, the people that 672 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,200 people aren't going to mind if they go or not. They wouldn't know. 673 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:50,360 And then I'll start looking at license plates. 674 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:54,640 And I'll only grab the total half of them. 675 00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,260 How are we going to keep Jerry out of the basement? 676 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,200 Just tell him there's a big old spider down there. He hates spiders. 677 01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:06,640 Also, he's stupid. 678 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,260 Hey. Tell him he can't go to the basement. 679 01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:13,460 He likes down there. Listen to me play. Look. 680 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,620 Do you want an audience of one? 681 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,100 Or do you want a packed house for every performance? 682 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:39,000 concerts in the basement and we could record records and sell them 683 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,540 in the restaurant. 684 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:43,960 Get to work. 685 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,500 I said 686 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:56,460 get to 687 01:00:56,460 --> 01:00:57,460 work. Oh, shit, yeah. 688 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,380 Sweetmeats, have you dined with us before? 689 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,260 No, we're from out of town. We heard your burgers are delicious. 690 01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:25,140 Oh, aren't you the nicest? 691 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,520 And your hospitality, top notch. 692 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,220 Oh, and you say you're from out of town? 693 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:36,880 Oh, well, I guess we're just gonna have to kill ya. 694 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,880 Well what do you have? 695 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:09,500 Working all my life, breaking bones and bruising ribs, just to 696 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:12,920 get right where I am and barely dance. 697 01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,960 Long days and nights, 698 01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:23,380 telling lies and cheating fibs, blood, sweat and tears and all the fears of a 699 01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:24,380 working man. 700 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:27,300 But it gets hard. 701 01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:35,720 To keep on moving on I tell myself this simple phrase inside a song 702 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:42,100 The grind is hard, the grind is rough And I'm never ever giving 703 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:49,060 up Pay my dues, do my time I hold my head up higher than high The 704 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:55,080 grind is hard, the grind is rough And I'll never say I've had enough When I 705 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:59,460 my maker on the faithful day He'll look at me and he will 706 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:07,260 Boy, you did just fine on the grind, catching hell on earth. 707 01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:15,160 A devil always needs a friend to justify the things he'll do and help 708 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,160 him through. 709 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:22,820 But it ain't right taking someone's life, 710 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:27,220 even if it's helping if you don't take the lift. 711 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:42,140 If I ain't being true, you can be sure 712 01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:45,860 that you always have me and I will always have you. 713 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:51,640 The grind is hard, the grind is rough, and I'm never ever giving up. 714 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:58,740 I do my time, I hold my head up higher than high. The grind is hard, 715 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:02,800 the grind is rough, and I'll never say I've had enough. 716 01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:25,760 I'll pay my dues, I'll do my time, I'll hold my head up higher than high. 717 01:06:40,550 --> 01:06:41,550 We just sold. 718 01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:58,370 99 burgers in one day. 719 01:06:58,590 --> 01:06:59,590 Oh, hot dang! 720 01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:04,530 We are completely out of meat. Oh, how many copies of my album did we sell? 721 01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:05,530 five copies. 722 01:07:06,910 --> 01:07:07,910 Five copies? 723 01:07:11,030 --> 01:07:12,770 Oh, my gosh, I've made it. 724 01:07:14,050 --> 01:07:16,430 Yeah, you made it. 725 01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:21,360 We need to have a... party or a celebration right here in the restaurant 726 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:27,180 commemorating and celebrating and capitalizing on this 100th burger thing. 727 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:29,380 Five copies. 728 01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:34,520 I have already had two of the three local news stations calling about an 729 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,520 interview. 730 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:39,100 Well, an interview with you. 731 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:44,000 I need more meat. 732 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,520 And I need to meet my 733 01:07:54,640 --> 01:08:01,520 fan yeah bubby you can go play what no i'm i'm going down to the 734 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:08,360 basement to do uh inventory yeah inventory that that's what i'm doing i'm 735 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,440 down to do the inventory and i have you come down there with me but we still got 736 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,740 that giant spider down there so 737 01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:16,690 Yeah, giant spider. 738 01:08:16,810 --> 01:08:18,250 Yeah. Yeah. 739 01:08:18,729 --> 01:08:20,050 I think I know what's going on. 740 01:08:22,069 --> 01:08:23,910 You do? 741 01:08:24,390 --> 01:08:25,450 Yeah, you're going solo. 742 01:08:26,130 --> 01:08:28,529 Oh, no, no. No, no, it's okay. It's okay. 743 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:30,109 It's okay. 744 01:08:30,930 --> 01:08:36,450 Paul McCartney, you know, he left the Beatles and got the wing. 745 01:08:37,109 --> 01:08:41,790 And we don't know the names of the wings because it's all Paul McCartney, right? 746 01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:43,109 But we wouldn't have got to imagine. 747 01:08:43,630 --> 01:08:44,649 Yeah. Mm -hmm. 748 01:08:44,930 --> 01:08:46,680 Yeah. Elton John's the best, man. 749 01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:54,960 Actually, I think Imagine is done by John Lennon. 750 01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:59,000 Yeah, it's probably Elton John Lennon would be his Christian name. He did 751 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000 Man. 752 01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:01,180 Mm -hmm. 753 01:09:01,939 --> 01:09:05,120 Okay, I'm going to head on down to the basement and I'll see you tomorrow. 754 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:11,120 Okay. All right. Okay, well, you can do anything you set your mind to. 755 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,660 I got you. 756 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,560 Whatever you choose. 757 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,479 Okay. Yeah, you're the best. 758 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,540 Okay. All right. 759 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:21,800 Cool. I love you. 760 01:09:22,279 --> 01:09:25,120 Yeah. I love you. I love you. 761 01:09:26,340 --> 01:09:27,340 Hey, Jared. 762 01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:29,819 Thanks for understanding. 763 01:09:44,819 --> 01:09:49,060 Catching you is all I want to do. 764 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,660 Catching you. 765 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,420 Caught in the middle of love, that's true. 766 01:09:56,740 --> 01:10:01,400 Spend my time chasing and waiting, pedal to the metal, fading through life, 767 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:05,640 making moves with little hesitation, saying and praying that you'll be mine 768 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:10,320 tonight. Now I've been through enough to beg to ensure you won't get trapped. 769 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:16,400 All I know is if I get you, I'll never let go or send you back. 770 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:24,020 In just moments, Sweet Meat's owner and the genius behind the sweetest meat 771 01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:29,280 around, Bobby Sweet, will be serving local quarterback football star Wyatt 772 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:30,960 the 100th burger sold. 773 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:36,520 It is quite the momentous occasion here. These people are hungry for meat. 774 01:10:48,430 --> 01:10:54,170 It is my pleasure as owner and operator of this establishment 775 01:10:54,170 --> 01:11:00,990 to serve to you the 100th burger that 776 01:11:00,990 --> 01:11:01,949 we've made. 777 01:11:01,950 --> 01:11:05,710 As the high school quarterback, I've completed a lot of passes, but I'm here 778 01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:11,250 say no one should pass these delicious burgers at Sweet Mess. 779 01:11:11,590 --> 01:11:16,890 Meat. That's sweet meat. Meat. Wet meat. Sweet meat. 780 01:11:17,870 --> 01:11:19,550 I'm gonna kill that kid someday. 781 01:11:20,470 --> 01:11:21,190 You 782 01:11:21,190 --> 01:11:36,830 need 783 01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:37,830 to remember something. 784 01:11:38,310 --> 01:11:40,830 You are mine, not theirs. 785 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,130 What? 786 01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:46,730 You are my boyfriend. You and I are together. 787 01:11:47,530 --> 01:11:53,530 Boyfriend, you have never said a kind word to me or treated me good. You're 788 01:11:53,530 --> 01:11:58,350 always very rude. You've never even shown me any affection like holding my 789 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,400 You're mine now. 790 01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:55,680 If I catch you with anyone else, I'll cut your dick off and we'll start 791 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:56,720 hot dogs on the menu. 792 01:12:58,060 --> 01:12:58,500 Tell 793 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:08,840 me, 794 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:11,880 what's the secret ingredient that makes the meat so sweet? 795 01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:15,220 Well, you know, Carrie, I can't be divulging secrets like that. 796 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:16,680 It's the people. 797 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:18,140 What? 798 01:13:27,219 --> 01:13:31,240 The people who make the food with their loving care. The hardworking Americans. 799 01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:34,060 Yeah, the people. 800 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,700 more than do bad. 801 01:13:59,860 --> 01:14:04,000 Catching you is all I want to do. 802 01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:08,140 Catching you warm embrace. 803 01:14:09,220 --> 01:14:13,260 Catching you when I first saw you that's when I knew. 804 01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:18,740 Catching you I'm going to catch me in that street. 805 01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:33,850 100th effort. 806 01:14:34,690 --> 01:14:35,910 Jesus, Jerry. 807 01:14:51,310 --> 01:14:57,230 Oh, hey there, Jerry. Hey there, Bobby. Look. Oh, yeah. You notice anything 808 01:14:57,230 --> 01:14:59,250 wrong about the sun? 809 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:04,379 There we go. 810 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:08,280 That little bit right there? No, no. Well, it's not spelled correct. 811 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:12,700 No, I'm pretty sure that's how you spell over. 812 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,499 Yeah, no. 813 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,358 Oh, yeah. 814 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,400 I'm over here. How do you spell it again? 815 01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:23,960 E -R. Yeah, that is right. So that must mean something else in the world. 816 01:15:26,740 --> 01:15:32,040 Do you need a hug, bud? Yeah, give me a hug. I've been missing you. 817 01:15:32,430 --> 01:15:33,850 Oh, I've been missing you too. 818 01:15:34,410 --> 01:15:35,410 You doing okay? 819 01:15:35,530 --> 01:15:36,509 I'm doing okay. 820 01:15:36,510 --> 01:15:38,230 I just wish I could figure out this window. 821 01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,550 Oh, I'll give you two O's and a hundred. Is that correct? 822 01:15:40,850 --> 01:15:46,110 That is true. That is correct. There are two O's and one hundred. So maybe, you 823 01:15:46,110 --> 01:15:48,550 know what, maybe there is nothing wrong. Maybe this is perfect. 824 01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:52,970 Maybe you're perfect, Jared. I think so. I mean, you might be a song wizard, but 825 01:15:52,970 --> 01:15:56,490 you leave that spelling up to me, old bud. I do the letters and the numbers. 826 01:15:57,170 --> 01:16:00,450 Just fine. All right. Hey, you know what? Don't stay out here too long in 827 01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,210 heat. It'll get to your head, okay? Oh. 828 01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:04,730 Okay. 829 01:16:05,910 --> 01:16:07,170 Over 100 serves. 830 01:16:08,130 --> 01:16:09,130 Yeah, that's perfect. 831 01:16:10,150 --> 01:16:11,790 Do you notice the two O's? 832 01:16:12,630 --> 01:16:13,790 They look like boobies. 833 01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:16,130 I'll tell them when they're going in. 834 01:16:21,970 --> 01:16:25,750 We've got to get rid of... We've got to get rid of Jerry. 835 01:16:26,050 --> 01:16:27,050 What? No, why? 836 01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,880 That idiot is going to get us found out. Do not call him that. 837 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:31,360 It's true. 838 01:16:32,460 --> 01:16:34,280 I already took care of the sign. 839 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:38,500 What? It no longer says over 100 severed. It now says served. 840 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,600 I didn't even know about that. That's just another reason that dipshit has got 841 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:43,600 to go. 842 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,460 What did he do? 843 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,900 He served a ham sandwich to a kid yesterday. 844 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:52,820 What's so bad about a ham sandwich? 845 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,900 Not ham. Ham, you moron. Hand! 846 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:05,800 Oh. 847 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:07,300 Oh? 848 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,400 Oh, shit is more like it. He is gonna get us found out. 849 01:17:10,780 --> 01:17:11,780 Oh! 850 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:12,860 Oh, what about you? 851 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:16,920 What about you and your audience members? They just keep busting ass 852 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:20,440 dining room, escaping the basement. That's not it. All the things that 853 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:23,000 been adding to the menu. We've now got fingers. 854 01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:24,700 We've now got balls. 855 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:29,660 We've now got breasts. We've even got porksicles. What happened to the simple 856 01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:31,860 menu of just burgers and fries and burgers and fries? 857 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,260 I'm doing all the work. You challenging me? 858 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:38,020 You challenging me, music man? 859 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:47,760 You're right. 860 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:51,560 I'm stressed, you're stressed, and I'm sorry. 861 01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:52,780 Okay. 862 01:17:54,580 --> 01:17:55,720 What are we gonna do? 863 01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:58,760 Plain and simple. 864 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,460 We gotta get rid of him. 865 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,020 What do you mean? 866 01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:07,780 86. 867 01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:09,800 Taken off the menu. 868 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,060 Grind his ass up! 869 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,600 Permanently? 870 01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:21,960 Yeah. 871 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:26,260 Something has to be done. We have bigwigs coming in tomorrow to talk about 872 01:18:26,260 --> 01:18:30,840 franchising. We can't have these little screw -ups fucking up a big deal like 873 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:31,840 this for us. 874 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:33,900 He's always been an idiot. 875 01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:36,940 But now it's going to start costing us our livelihood. 876 01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:39,100 And our lives. 877 01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:44,560 You have to choose between him or me. 878 01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:47,180 And little Bobby Jr. 879 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,740 Bobby Jr. 880 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,020 deserves to live a good life. 881 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,440 And Jerry has lived enough of his. 882 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,720 Come on. 883 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,000 You're embarrassing me, man. 884 01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:56,080 I gotta, like, hide you like you're drugs. 885 01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:58,580 Just open. 886 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:01,300 Shut up. 887 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:36,679 Hey, Jerry. 888 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:40,620 Just mopping. Hey, no, no, you're fine, you're fine. I was just wondering if I 889 01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:44,000 could talk to you in my number one office. 890 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,320 You want to talk to me? Yeah, yeah, come on, come on. Follow me this way. Yeah, 891 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:53,300 okay. I would like to talk to you about your future here at Sweet Meats. 892 01:20:53,680 --> 01:21:00,080 Okay. You see, the restaurant here has been doing really well, right? 893 01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:02,660 You got a question? 894 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,740 No, high five, buddy. That's awesome. Oh, yeah. 895 01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:06,070 You're doing real good. 896 01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:11,410 And so my thought has been since the restaurant... You know what? Hold that 897 01:21:11,410 --> 01:21:12,410 thought. I'm so sorry. 898 01:21:20,350 --> 01:21:22,110 Will you play a song for me like old times? 899 01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,970 It's just been a while. I haven't been in the basement because of spiders. 900 01:21:25,850 --> 01:21:27,570 I know you're going to make it big real soon. 901 01:21:28,230 --> 01:21:32,650 Just one song for me maybe. 902 01:21:40,339 --> 01:21:47,240 Okay. And he's a -droppin' and I keep a -stoppin' From things going on 903 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:54,180 a little too far Who knew I'd reach the top That my fame would start to pop 904 01:21:54,180 --> 01:22:01,080 Lighten up the night sky as a country star When I was five I picked 905 01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,120 up my first guitar 906 01:22:04,110 --> 01:22:07,050 Drumming, picking, slapping, playing hard. 907 01:22:08,030 --> 01:22:11,630 I knew I was just in for a bigger thing. 908 01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:16,250 With a song in my heart and a voice to sing. 909 01:22:17,470 --> 01:22:24,250 Now panties are dropping and I keep stopping from things going on 910 01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:25,490 a little too far. 911 01:22:26,530 --> 01:22:31,150 Who knew I'd reach the top that my fame would start to pop? 912 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,600 Lighting up the night sky as a country star. 913 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,640 Oh, man, dude. That was so good, bud. That was so good. 914 01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:51,140 Jerry, I was wondering if you could help me out with something in 915 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:52,039 the basement. 916 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,180 Well, no. Little spiders. 917 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:56,040 No. No, we exterminated all those. 918 01:22:56,420 --> 01:22:59,580 For real? Yeah. There's only one or two things that we... 919 01:23:00,410 --> 01:23:05,250 Still need to exterminate that. We'll be taken care of, but... All right, cool. 920 01:23:05,410 --> 01:23:07,390 You need me to help get rid of rats or whatever? 921 01:23:07,710 --> 01:23:12,170 No, I need to... Have you helped me with a song I've been working on that I need 922 01:23:12,170 --> 01:23:13,170 to get figured out? 923 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:17,970 Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. I wouldn't have interrupted you in the middle of 924 01:23:17,970 --> 01:23:20,310 that if I knew we were going to go down to the basement and play some music 925 01:23:20,310 --> 01:23:21,310 together. 926 01:23:21,770 --> 01:23:23,250 That was awesome, though. 927 01:23:23,810 --> 01:23:25,150 Let's go do it. All right. 928 01:23:25,650 --> 01:23:26,970 Yeah. I got stuff. 929 01:23:27,450 --> 01:23:29,310 I'm on your back. I mean, um... 930 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,200 I'm right there with you, bud. 931 01:23:33,060 --> 01:23:39,740 The end is near for you, so I must 932 01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:40,920 cry. 933 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:48,400 The tears I shed are blue as I say 934 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:49,540 goodbye. 935 01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:35,480 The end is near for you, so I must 936 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:36,480 cry. 937 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:43,900 Of these tears I shed, a blue moon has a say. 938 01:25:53,770 --> 01:25:54,770 Hi, hi, hi. 939 01:25:54,790 --> 01:26:00,170 Greetings. I'm Lloyd Duckwood from Duckwood Emporium Vacuum Cleaners, 940 01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:04,170 conveniently located right here on Main Street. 941 01:26:04,610 --> 01:26:10,810 Don't let anyone tell you that their vacuum cleaners suck as much as ours do. 942 01:26:11,230 --> 01:26:16,530 And remember our slogan, suck good at Duckwood. 943 01:26:17,190 --> 01:26:19,690 So come on down to Main Street. 944 01:26:20,090 --> 01:26:21,850 And get your suck on. 945 01:26:24,450 --> 01:26:31,170 He loved that 946 01:26:31,170 --> 01:26:32,670 song. Who? 947 01:26:33,050 --> 01:26:34,050 Jesus. 948 01:26:34,550 --> 01:26:36,210 Who loved that song, Bobby? 949 01:26:37,530 --> 01:26:38,530 Jerry. 950 01:26:39,810 --> 01:26:40,810 Who? 951 01:26:44,330 --> 01:26:46,250 What time are the investors coming in? 952 01:26:47,050 --> 01:26:48,130 In an hour. 953 01:26:49,490 --> 01:26:50,750 Make sure you're ready. 954 01:26:52,430 --> 01:26:53,430 I'm ready. 955 01:26:53,590 --> 01:26:54,590 Oh, yeah? 956 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:56,410 Yeah. 957 01:26:58,570 --> 01:26:59,570 Why that? 958 01:27:03,910 --> 01:27:05,890 Because I'm Bobby fucking Sweet. 959 01:27:10,010 --> 01:27:13,990 The devil is a woman I know, I know. The devil is a woman I know. 960 01:27:14,370 --> 01:27:18,290 The devil is a woman I know, I know. For the good Lord told me so. 961 01:27:19,070 --> 01:27:22,770 Who's that whispering in my ear? It's me, a big strong man. 962 01:27:23,490 --> 01:27:27,130 You better get away from here. Just listen to my plan. 963 01:27:27,950 --> 01:27:31,370 I've been watching you for some time and I think you got what it takes. 964 01:27:32,290 --> 01:27:35,790 Just put your hand inside of mine and steal possibly a shake. 965 01:27:36,450 --> 01:27:40,350 It's my attempt and what you say you'll give me all that I dream. 966 01:27:40,710 --> 01:27:44,590 But if I shake that hand of yours, my soul will be damned, you see. 967 01:27:47,470 --> 01:27:51,030 The devil is a woman I know, I know. The devil is a woman I know. 968 01:27:51,370 --> 01:27:55,330 The devil is a woman I know, I know. For the good Lord told me so. 969 01:27:56,190 --> 01:27:59,810 Money, fortune, and instant fame, that's what will be in store. 970 01:28:00,290 --> 01:28:04,210 By your side of fiery day, now who could ask for more? 971 01:28:04,830 --> 01:28:06,650 I feel the heat raise up inside. 972 01:28:06,930 --> 01:28:08,450 My body is getting hot. 973 01:28:08,910 --> 01:28:12,970 I know I should go running high, but I want what you've got. 974 01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:18,930 The devil is a woman. The devil is a woman I know, I know. The devil is a 975 01:28:18,930 --> 01:28:22,150 I know, I know. The devil is a woman I know, I know. 976 01:28:44,110 --> 01:28:48,190 The devil is the woman I know, I know. The devil is the woman I know, I know. 977 01:28:48,190 --> 01:28:52,110 The devil is the woman I know, I know. For the good Lord told me so. 978 01:28:52,550 --> 01:28:54,410 For the good Lord told me so. 979 01:28:54,690 --> 01:28:56,590 For the good Lord told me so. 980 01:28:56,850 --> 01:28:58,650 For the good Lord told me so. 981 01:29:56,360 --> 01:30:00,080 Someone's always coming over, walking away, and I don't care what they say. 982 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:04,760 I'm paid to serve, but I don't deserve them getting on my nerves. 983 01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:09,300 I tell it to the face if I thought I could erase my memory of this place. 984 01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:11,020 I'm born to love. 985 01:31:39,370 --> 01:31:42,730 We'll see you next time. 986 01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:02,140 Eat the people, eat the people. 987 01:32:02,380 --> 01:32:04,680 Finger licking, finger food. 988 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,700 Eat the people, eat the people. 989 01:32:08,020 --> 01:32:10,380 You have seconds if you could. 990 01:32:13,380 --> 01:32:18,420 What bad streets you got in your hair? It's the sweetest beats of a God 991 01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:21,360 man. It's all for, if I get you. 992 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:24,220 I'd walk away, but I can't quit you. 993 01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:29,820 Eat the people, eat the people, finger licking finger food. 994 01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:35,560 Eat the people, eat the people, you'd have seconds if you could. 995 01:32:35,780 --> 01:32:41,080 Eat the people, eat the people, just a little off the top. 996 01:32:41,420 --> 01:32:46,660 Eat the people, eat the people, it's so good I just can't stop. 997 01:33:10,190 --> 01:33:14,470 Eat the people, eat the people, finger licking finger food. 998 01:33:14,910 --> 01:33:20,050 Eat the people, eat the people, you'd have seconds if you could. 999 01:33:20,450 --> 01:33:25,690 Eat the people, eat the people, just a little off the top. 1000 01:33:25,970 --> 01:33:30,870 Eat the people, eat the people, it's so good I never... 1001 01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:17,980 With a song in your heart and a beat That's so sweet, they call him Bobby 1002 01:34:17,980 --> 01:34:18,380 Sweet 1003 01:34:18,380 --> 01:34:33,700 Lookin' 1004 01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:39,660 like a king shit of a third hill mountain Sowering you with praise for my 1005 01:34:39,660 --> 01:34:45,530 bullshit found me, walked right along, but he didn't pay no mind. 1006 01:34:47,730 --> 01:34:54,210 To all the people watching, pointing and laughing, pretty soon his meat would 1007 01:34:54,210 --> 01:35:00,350 get a good clapping, cause he knew just what he wanted to do with his time. 1008 01:35:02,650 --> 01:35:07,910 Bobby Sweeney, you've got the sweetest meat. 1009 01:35:11,530 --> 01:35:18,290 sweet with a song in your heart and a meat that's so sweet they call them 1010 01:35:18,290 --> 01:35:18,990 bobby sweet 1011 01:35:18,990 --> 01:35:25,970 they call them 1012 01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:26,870 bobby sweet 1013 01:35:26,870 --> 01:35:33,610 they call them 1014 01:35:33,610 --> 01:35:34,610 bobby sweet 1015 01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,260 They got my daddy and me. 1016 01:36:33,289 --> 01:36:36,830 Just for a little bit of time here on this stage. 1017 01:36:37,430 --> 01:36:41,490 Don't you know I'm the best there is in the game. 1018 01:36:41,790 --> 01:36:47,290 I wiggle when I tickle, sing to a little jiggle when I diddle my fiddle all day. 1019 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:07,420 me as i set up in my room that night doing the only thing i 1020 01:37:07,420 --> 01:37:11,020 knew how to do and it would hurt oh baby it would hurt but it would hurt all 1021 01:37:11,020 --> 01:37:12,020 right 1022 01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:57,740 Those saints would do a little jiggle When I diddle my fiddle, baby 1023 01:37:57,740 --> 01:38:02,480 When I diddle my fiddle, baby 1024 01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:08,480 When I diddle my fiddle, baby I 1025 01:38:08,480 --> 01:38:11,540 diddle my fiddle 1026 01:38:25,260 --> 01:38:31,780 The pace of a whisper, it doesn't announce what we'll hear in the back of 1027 01:38:31,780 --> 01:38:38,400 throats. I've noticed lately what I'm talking about, but is it sounding too 1028 01:38:38,400 --> 01:38:39,600 like ghosts? 1029 01:38:40,340 --> 01:38:46,440 I try to separate my thoughts from my actions, feed my soul, but not 1030 01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:53,100 overheat. I'm hungry for all the interactions, but I guess that's what 1031 01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:54,460 makes a treat. 1032 01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:59,800 The sweetest meat. 1033 01:39:02,580 --> 01:39:07,220 The sweetest meat. 1034 01:39:10,460 --> 01:39:17,360 Tell me you love me with all of your bite. I can never that be ate. 1035 01:39:18,190 --> 01:39:24,390 Liars make better friends for foes when it comes time to eliminate. 1036 01:39:25,410 --> 01:39:29,950 The sweetest meat. 1037 01:39:32,510 --> 01:39:37,270 The sweetest meat. 1038 01:39:40,990 --> 01:39:47,070 Disagree with something you ate. It's eating up inside of me. 1039 01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:54,220 Distance may make the heart grow fonder, but I need you right here beside - 1040 01:40:25,809 --> 01:40:29,910 How did you get in here? 1041 01:40:30,450 --> 01:40:34,370 If I told you once, I told you a hundred times. 1042 01:40:34,710 --> 01:40:36,430 You gotta get the middle bit. 1043 01:40:36,790 --> 01:40:41,290 Everybody knows that meat is the sweetest. It sure is, Granny. 1044 01:40:43,950 --> 01:40:48,610 The sweetest meat.